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    Mel. Barbie Girl
    Hi user, wanna go for a try?
    Sure win!
    Boot up!
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    Come on System, let's go crashing
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    I'm a prog, I'm a code
    on a supermachine
    when I crash,
    Boot me up, and go crazy
    I'm your pain,
    boot me up, and start over again
    Run a prog, see the fail
    Just delete me
    You can touch, i can hang,
    like i say, just boot again
    I'm a Windows girl
    In my Windows world
    Life in coding
    It's annoying
    You can tune my files
    Explore me everywhere
    Imagination
    Illegal operation
    Come on System, let's go crashing (boot, boot, bo-ot)
    Come on System, let's go crashing more...

    Japan launched a satellite to explore the sun.
    I'm no astronomer, but it was always my understanding that the sun was kind of hot, which would make it difficult to explore.
    (Though Japan is smarter than I am, and of course, I was also mistaken in my understanding that we had nine planets, which I knew because "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles," and now I find out she's only serving Dwarf Pickles.)

    In any event, this solar mission is apparently necessarily because flares keep disrupting satellites.
    So they sent a satellite to check it out.

    So maybe there will be TWO big astro-news stories this year:
    Pluto no longer a planet!
    Sun no longer hot!
    Also, this joke no longer funny!
    (Yeah, go meta, that will fix it. What is this, meta-meta? No better. Meta-better? Hot. Like the sun used to be. Boom. The sound of our universe collapsing. Or at least the logic of this stream of consciousness. I should have tried a stream more...

    How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

    Four delegates from China, Russia, the United States and Malaysia attended the United Nations' Meeting. All the nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2000. Here are some of the conversations: China Delegate:' By the year 2000, China will start their moon exploration project.' Russian Delegate:' We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.' Bill Clinton:' We the United States will also explore the moon for second time.' Malaysian Delegate:' By the year 2000, Malaysia will explore the sun.' There was a long silence, Bill Clinton stood up and asked the Malaysia Delegate:' Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?' Malaysian Delegate (smiling):' I had this thought out already. We will do it in the evening.'

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