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    Dear Friends:
    Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need.
    Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level... right here in the land of plenty. And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.
    BUT NOW YOU CAN HELP!
    For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem,... but it's a start!
    Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent kissing political asses in DC, golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage more...

    Convicted Enron exec Jeff Skilling said that in 2004, he considered suicide. When told whose call she took that fateful day, the 911 operator who talked Skilling out of taking his life immediately took her own.

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    An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer. So he said to his wife one evening, "Honey, next Friday we're going to Hilton Head for the weekend. We'll get a condo on the golf course and I'm going to play golf all weekend." "That sounds fine," she purred. And, sure enough, next Saturday morning at 6 a.m., found him on the golf course, all alone. After playing two holes, he noticed a man carrying a golf bag walking toward him across a fairway. The exec. waited, and the other man arrived, saying, "Mind if I play along?" The exec. said, "Fine. Glad to have the company." All went well for a couple of holes, until each approached the sixth green. When the new fellow laid down his clubs, the cover came off one club. The exec. noticed, however, that it wasn't a club at all. It was a high powered rifle. "Whoa," he said. "That's a high powered rifle!" more...

    Chet Wolford tells this one:
    An Erie, Pennsylvania executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf
    decided about December one year that he couldn't take it any longer. So he
    said to his wife one evening, "Honey, next Friday we're going to Hilton Head
    for the weekend. We'll get a condo on the golf course and I'm going to play
    golf all weekend."
    "That sounds fine," she purred. And, sure enough, next Saturday morning at 6
    a.m., found him on the golf course, all alone. After playing two holes, he
    noticed a man carrying a golf bag walking toward him across a fairway. The
    exec. waited, and the other man arrived, saying, "Mind if I play along?"
    The exec. said, "Fine. Glad to have the company."
    All went well for a couple of holes, until each approached the sixth green.
    When the new fellow laid down his clubs, the cover came off one club. The
    exec. noticed, however, that it wasn't a club at all. It more...

    here's one for all those who feel tired after a stressful working day...
    An executive goes to see his doctor, complaining of feeling worn out all the time due to his long working hours. The doctor asks him a few questions about his lifestyle.
    Doc: "So, do you and your wife have an active sex-life?"
    Exec: "Yes, doc, twice a day, once in the morning before I go to work and again last thing at night."
    Doc: "Hmm, and any other love interests?"
    Exec: "Actually, my secretary, twice a day, once at eleven o'clock when she brings my mid-morning coffee and again at four o'clock when she brings my afternoon tea."
    Doc: "Hhhhmmmmm, and so you make love a total of four times a day?!"
    Exec: "Actually, I also see my mistress twice a day, at lunch-time and we make love, and I pop round to see her on my way home from work and we make love then, too."
    Doc: "My God, man, no wonder you're always feeling more...

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