Enzyme Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You cant hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme!

The drug Viagra works by blocking the action of a specific enzyme that tends to keep funny business from occurring...

... What's the enzyme made of, Jack Daniels?

What happens when you take Viagra and Prozac at the same time?

... You get a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where...

What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?

... Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour before the pill kicks in...

Q: What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.