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    Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:
    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
    Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
    Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Taylors. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
    The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
    The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
    The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
    Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
    The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer more...

    College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
    Time Limit: 3 WKS
    Name: _____________________________
    1. What language is spoken in France?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
    conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ A. build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope?
    ___ A. Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic
    (check only one)
    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
    is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ A. Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) Northerners
    9. Spell: Bush, more...

    Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Taylors. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.Missionary more...

    Entrance Exam

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    Collage 268 27 MAY 96
    SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version
    Time Limit: 3 WKS
    Name: _____________________________
    1. What language is spoken in France?
    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
    particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
    conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    ___ A. build a bridge
    ___ (b) sail the ocean
    ___ (c) lead an army or
    ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope?
    ___ A. Jewish
    ___ (b) Catholic
    ___ (c) Hindu
    ___ (d) Polish
    ___ (e) Agnostic
    (check only one)
    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
    is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    ___ A. Westerners
    ___ (b) Southerners
    ___ (c) more...

    College Entrance Exam
    Football Player Version
    1. What language is spoken by the FRENCH?
    2. Give a dissertation on the anient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
    -OR-
    Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
    A. build a bridge
    (b) sail the ocean
    (c) lead an army
    (d) WRITE A PLAY
    4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
    A. Jewish
    (b) Catholic
    (c) Hindu
    (d) Polish
    (e) Agnostic
    5. Metric conversion: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    A. Westerners
    (b) Southerners
    (c) Northerners
    9. Spell - Bush, Carter and Clinton
    Bush:
    Carter:
    Clinton:
    10. Six kings of England have been more...

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