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    A wild party

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    Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come." "Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." more...

    After working in the computer business for 25 years, Jack decides he's finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont, as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Other than that, it's total peace and quiet.
    After several months of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when there's a knock on his door. He opens it and standing before him is a big, bearded Vermonter.
    "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
    "Great," Jack says, "After six months of this, I'm ready to meet some of the local folks. Thanks."
    As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinkin'."
    "No problem," Jack replies. "After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
    Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Enoch!
    Enoch who?
    Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

    Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible. Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come." "Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of' em." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More' n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." more...

    Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
    "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
    "Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
    As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
    "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of' em."
    Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More' n' likely gonna be some fightin' more...

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