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    •WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
    •WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
    •WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    •WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
    •WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
    •WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    •WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
    •WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    •WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
    •WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    •WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
    •WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    •WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
    •WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
    •WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    •WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our more...

    •WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
    •WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
    •WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    •WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
    •WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
    •WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    •WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
    •WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    •WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
    •WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    •WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
    •WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    •WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
    •WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
    •WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    •WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our more...

    WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
    WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
    WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
    WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
    WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
    WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
    WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
    WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
    WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
    WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
    WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
    WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh? more...

    Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:
    WinErr: 001
    Windows loaded - System in danger
    WinErr: 002
    No Error - Yet
    WinErr: 003
    Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
    WinErr: 004
    Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
    WinErr: 005
    Multitasking attempted - System confused
    WinErr: 006
    Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
    WinErr: 007
    System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
    WinErr: 008
    Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
    WinErr: 009
    Horrible bug encountered - God only knows what has happened
    WinErr: 00A
    Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
    WinErr: 00B
    Inadequate disk space - Free at least 500MB
    WinErr: 00C
    Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
    WinErr: 00D
    Window closed - Do not look more...

    The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned
    Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything
    Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly
    Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)
    Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?
    Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error
    Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename
    Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash
    Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited
    Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy
    Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors
    Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered
    Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement
    Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time
    Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found
    Winerr 00E - Open Standard more...

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