Electrician Jokes

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    Wedding Prank

    Hot 3 months ago

    These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good buddies would.
    After sitting around brainstorming for a while, the Electrician had a thought, "I know! I know! I can wire the bed so that when our friend and his new bride sit on it and touch one another, they'll get a good shock."
    The Carpenter perked up and added, "and I can rig the bed so that when they get shocked and jump apart, the bed will collapse."
    The Dentist just sat in silence, because he couldn't think of a thing to do.
    After the fortunate couple's wedding and honeymoon, the groom called his friends together for a chat. He said to them, "Well, when we sat on the bed and got a shock, it wasn't that bad. And then when we jumped apart and the bed fell in, we had a good laugh. But who's more...

    Just hanging out

    Hot 1 month ago

    A plumber, an electrician, a dentist and a programmer are fast friends:
    buddies for life, eternal bachelors..until the programmer announces he is
    getting married. Never ones to pass up a golden opportunity, the three
    compadres find out the name and location of the hotel where the programmer will
    be honeymooning, and bribe the desk clerk to let them in to rig a few
    'welcome' surprises.
    A week after returning from the honeymoon, the programmer meets his buddies
    in a bar for drinks, and half-heartedly chuckles with them over the gags.
    Pointing to the plumber, he comments "Yeah, the drippy faucet you couldn't
    turn off was a neat trick." And to the electrician: "And a flickering
    table lamp with no off switch was cute, too." Then, shaking a fist at the
    dentist "But, you! YOU! Novacaine in the Vaseline was one cheap shot!"
    Steven Swinkels, Manager, UTS CASE Development, Amdahl Corporation

    The wedding date was set and three of the groom's best friends, a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist, were deciding what pranks they would play on the couple on their wedding night.
    The carpenter decided that sawing the slats off their bed would give them a couple of laughs.
    The electrician decided that wiring their bed with alternating current would be worth a chuckle or two.
    The dentist wouldn't reveal what he had done, but wore a sly grin and promised that his prank would be a memorable one.
    The wedding went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's three friends receive a letter which read:
    Dear Friends,
    We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed and the electric shock was merely a minor setback. But, I am going to strangle the wise guy who put the novocaine in the vaseline!

    Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

    After an electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home he handed him the the bill.
    ''Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?'' cried the attorney, ''That's ridiculous! Why I'm an attorney and I don't charge that much.''
    To which the electrician replied, ''Funny, when I was an attorney I didn't either!''

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