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    Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.
    History: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, America, Asia, and Africa. Be brief can concise, yet specific.
    Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.
    Pre-Med: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't suture until your work as been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
    Public Speaking: Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aboriginals are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except more...

    This is the story of the night my ten-year-old cat, Rudy, got his head stuck in the garbage disposal. I knew at the time that the experience would be funny if the cat survived, so let me tell you right up front that he's fine. Getting him out wasn't easy, though, and the process included numerous home remedies, a plumber, two cops, an emergency overnight veterinary clinic, a case of mistaken identity, five hours of panic, and fifteen minutes of fame.

    My husband, Rich, and I had just returned from a vacation in the Cayman Islands, where I had been sick as a dog the whole time, trying to convince myself that if I had to feel lousy, it was better to do it in paradise. We had arrived home at 9 p.m., a day and a half later than we had planned because of airline problems. I still had illness-related vertigo, and because of the flight delays, had not been able to prepare the class I was supposed to teach at 8:40 the next morning. I sat down at my desk to think and around ten more...

    1. Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using
    this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this
    exam for you.
    2. History: Describe the history of the papacy from its originas to the
    present day, concentrating on its social, political, economic,
    religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, America, Asia, and
    Africa. Be brief and concise, yet specific.
    3. Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and
    given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system
    has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the
    problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.
    4. Pre-Med: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of
    gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't
    suture until your work as been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
    5. Public Speaking: Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aboriginies are
    storming the more...

    A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting
    to go in the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first.
    "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner,
    strapping him in.
    "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and
    nothing happened.
    Under this particular State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the
    prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.
    Then the biologist was brought forward.
    "Do you have anything you want to say?"
    "No, just get on with it."
    The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the
    biologist was released.
    Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.
    "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner.
    "Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over,
    you might make this thing work."

    An electrical, a chemical and a Microsoft engineer were all in a car when it suddenly stopped running. They pulled off to the side of the road and tried to figure out what the problem was.
    The electrical engineer suggested stripping down the electronics to try to find where a fault may have occurred.
    Not knowing very much about cars, the chemical engineer suggested that perhaps the fuel was getting blocked somewhere.
    Not knowing very much about anything, the Microsoft engineer said he thought he knew the solution. "Let's close all the windows, get out, get back in, open all the windows and see if it works."

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