Dumbass Jokes

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    Tounge twister

    Hot 3 months ago

    Dr suess tonuge twister.
    See if you can do this read each
    sentence out loud!
    This is this cat
    This is is cat
    This is how cat
    This is to cat
    This is keep cat
    This is a cat
    This is dumbass cat
    This is busy cat
    This is for cat
    This is forty cat
    This is seconds cat.
    Now read only the the third line of each
    sentence!
    This is how to keep a dumbass
    busy for forty seconds.

    Jesus Is Gonna Get You

    Hot 2 years ago

    A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
    "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.
    "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried.
    "What's your name, birdie?"
    "Moses."
    "What dumbass named you Moses?"
    "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

    Say this out loud:
    this is a cat
    is is a cat
    how is a cat
    to is a cat
    keep is a cat
    a is a cat
    dumbass is a cat
    busy is a cat
    for is a cat
    forty is a cat
    seconds is a cat
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    now read only the first word of each line!!
    THIS is a cat
    IS is a cat
    HOW is a cat
    TO is a cat
    KEEP is a cat
    A is a cat
    DUMBASS is a cat
    BUSY is a cat
    FOR is a cat
    FORTY is a cat
    SECONDS is a cat

    Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their
    lovers (Rascal, Dumbass, Bobby) happened to be at the funeral home at the
    same time,
    and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
    The first man (Rascal) said, 'My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up
    in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky.'
    The second man (Dumbass) said, 'My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm
    going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'
    The third man (Bobby) said, 'My Jim was such a good lover, I think
    I'm
    going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my
    ass up just one more time.'

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