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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?""I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.""Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?""Dublin," comes the reply."I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.""Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?""Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in' 62.""This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in' 62, too!"About that time in comes one of more...

An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin, ordered three pints of Guiness
and sat in the back o fthe room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more.
The bartender asked him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it
would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replied,
"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in
Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender agreed that it was a nice custom and left it at that.
The Irishman became a regular in the bar, and always drank the same way:
He ordered three pints and drank them in turn.
One day, the Irishman came in and ordered two pints. All the other
regulars noticed and fell silent. When he came back to the bar for the
second round, the more...

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, ''I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.''
The other guy responds proudly, ''Yes, that I am!''
The first guy says, ''So am I! And where about from
Ireland might you be?''
The other guy answers, ''I'm from Dublin, I am.''
The first guy responds, ''Sure and begora, and so am I!
And what street did you live on in Dublin?''
The other guy says, ''A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.''
The first guy says, ''Faith & it's a small world, so did I!
And to what school would you have been going?''
The other guy answers, ''Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course.''
The first guy gets really excited, and says, ''And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?''
The other guy answers, ''Well, now, I graduated in 1964.''
The first guy exclaims, ''The Good more...

this Irishman walks into a bar and he notices down at the end of the bar, threes a guy that looks identical to himself. he walks up to the man and says, my gosh man, we look a like. the Irishman at the bar said, your right my man, we sure do. the other Irishman said, i just moved here from Ireland a month ago. the other Irishman said, that is amazing, i just moved here from Ireland a month ago. the other Irishman said, well tell me chap, what city in Ireland are you from? Dublin, replied the other Irishman. the other Irishman said, i can not believe this, IM also from Dublin the other Irishman said, well what school did you go to in Dublin? St. Francis my friend, replied the other Irishman. the other Irishman said, i can not believe this, i also went to St. Francis, my gosh we both came here from Ireland, from the same city, the same school, this is really amazing. about that time this other guy comes in and sits down at the bar and says to the bartender, whets up Sam? the bartender more...

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time.
"The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o'me brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the
same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the more...

(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fifteen minutes into Aer Lingus Flight EI109 from Madrid to Dublin the Plane encounters a serious problem with the Instrument landing systems. In a Fit of Panic, Paddy the Pilot turns to his co-Pilot and says. "Jazus Mick...Well have to turn back...none of the equipment is working!." Mick says to Paddy; "No Problem...Sure I can tell where we are by sticking my hand out the Window! "OK!" says Paddy, "Where are we then?"Mick winds down the window and sticks his hand out and replies; "Well Paddy, I reckon were over the Bay of Biscay. The humidity seems to be gone out of the air. This is caused by the seawater. Just Head North""Brilliant!" replies Paddy, and precedes north bound. Fifteen Minutes later Paddy asks: " Where are we now Mick?"Mick winds down the window and sticks his hand out and replies; " Were over the English Channel now. The more...

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the reply. The first man then asks, Where are you from? Im from Ireland, replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, You dont say. Im from Ireland too. Lets have another round to Ireland. Of course, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks, Where in Ireland are you from? Dublin, comes the reply. I cant believe it, says the first man, Im from Dublin too. Lets have another drink to Dublin. Of course, replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, What school did you go to? St Marys, replies the second man, I graduated in 1962. This is unbelievable, the first man says. I went to St Marys and I graduated in 1962 too. About that time, one of the regulars comes in and sits down at the bar. Whats been going on? he asks the barman. Nothing much, replies the barman. The OMalley twins are drunk again.