Drop-dead Jokes

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    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.
    When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

    "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building."
    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with more...

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