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    Obsession With Sex

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    A man visits a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex. Can you help me?"
    The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First, the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it.
    "OH MY! Four people having sex!" exclaims the man.
    Next, the doctor draws a circle. The man gasps and says, "One man having sex."
    The doctor then draws a triangle. The man looks at the drawing and says, "Two women and one man having sex."
    The doctor puts the drawings away and says, "I agree. You do seem to have an obsession with sex."
    "ME??? YOU'RE the one who's drawing all the dirty pictures!" the man replies.

    Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he started a month ago. Each day his mother admired the pictures and hung them on the refrigerator. One thing started bothering her. Little Johnny only used black and browns for his drawings. Fearing a problem and not wanting it to get worse, she decided to take him to a child psychologist.

    The psychologist delicately went to work. He gave Little Johnny a battery of psychological tests. He chatted with Little Johnny. Everything seemed perfectly normal. Every day for two weeks, the tests continued. Yet everyday, Little Johnny continued to bring home drawings in only blacks and browns.

    Frustrated at not being able to get to the root of the problem and fearful that something was terribly wrong, the child psychologist decided to give Little Johnny some paper and a box of crayons and observe what happened.

    Little Johnny opened the box of crayons and said, "Oh, Boy! A more...

    An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.
    When the interview was over the interviewer told him that all applicants had to complete a test. The interviewer took a piece of paper and drew six vertical lines in pairs of two on the paper and placed it in front of the Irishman.
    "Could you please show me a clever way to make this into nine?"
    After thinking for a while the Irishman took the pencil and drew a canopy of leaves on top of the three pairs of lines, and handed the paper back to the interviewer.
    The interviewer looked at the drawings and said: "But that is not nine!"
    "Oh yes it is", said the Irishman with a broad Irish accent, "Tree + Tree + Tree make nine!"
    The interviewer handed the paper back to the Irishman and asked him to make it 99.
    After thinking for a longer while the Irishman scribbled up and down the trunks and handed the paper back to the more...

    An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.
    When the interview was over the interviewer told him that all applicants had to complete a test. The interviewer took a piece of paper and drew six vertical lines in pairs of two on the paper and placed it in front of the Irishman.
    "Could you please show me a clever way to make this into nine?"
    After thinking for a while the Irishman took the pencil and drew a canopy of leaves on top of the three pairs of lines, and handed the paper back to the interviewer.
    The interviewer looked at the drawings and said: "But that is not nine!"
    "Oh yes it is", said the Irishman with a broad Irish accent, "Tree + Tree + Tree make nine!"
    The interviewer handed the paper back to the Irishman and asked him to make it 99.
    After thinking for a longer while the Irishman scribbled up and down the trunks and handed the paper back to the interviewer.
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