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    I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
    The lavatory is blocked. This is caused by the house next door throwing their balls on the roof.
    This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.
    The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand?
    I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
    I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
    I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
    Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
    Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done, as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
    I want some repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
    The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
    I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.
    The person next door has a large erection more...

    Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Will you please send a man to look at my water? It is a funny color and not fit to drink. Would you please send a man to repair my more...

    1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
    2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
    3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
    4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
    5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
    6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
    7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
    8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
    9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
    10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
    11. I request permission to remove more...

    Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords

    The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

    I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off.

    This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

    The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

    I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

    I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

    Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

    The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

    Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

    Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

    Will you more...

    Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords...1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."2. "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off."3. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."4. "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."5. "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."6. "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."7. "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."8. "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

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