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One day a mexican, black guy,& white guy are walking to town with a pony, trying to trade it in for a pack of bologna so that they dont starve to death. Eventually they all got tired and wanted to ride the pony. After 20 minutes arguing the white guy says that they should go to sleep and who ever has the best dream in the morning can ride the pony into town. Well the next mornig the black guy announce his dream "I dreamt I knew my daddy"
The mexican said "I dreamt I had a green card".
Then they both looked at the white guy, who broke out into a song
" Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, while you fuckers were asleep I ate the bologna".