Donnegal Jokes

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    Three jokes all related to the recent Clinton visit to Ireland.

    Joke 1
    On his recent trip to Dublin, Bill Clinton walked down Moor Street. For those of you that don't know Dublin, Moor Street has a large population of street fruit sellers.
    Bill goes up to one of these fruitsellers and asks for a dozen oranges. He is given his bag of oranges, pays his money and walks off.
    A liitle way down the road he looks in the bag and discovers he only has 11. He goes back to remonstrate: Bill: "How many Oranges do I get in a dozen in Ireland?"
    Street Seller: "12 sir"
    Bill: "But I've only got 11!"
    Street Seller: "That's right, one was bad so I threw it away for you!"

    Joke 2
    Prior to Bill's visit to Ireland the CIA and Secret Service wanted to ensure everything was perfectly safe, so they trained a special agent in every known dialect of Irish Gaelic, and sent him on a short tour of the country.
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