Donald Rumsfeld Jokes

On Monday, four military newspapers- Army Times, Air Force Times, Navy Times and Marine Corps Times will call for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld.
"Guess what bitches," said Rumsfeld, "I still got the Coast Guard Gazette."

Bush tells Rumsfeld, "sorry, dude, you'll have to crash somewhere else."

On top of everything else, Robert Gates took Rumsfeld's best friend too.

The top United States’ general defended Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, by saying, “He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him his best for our country.” He later added, “Also the good Lord doesn’t like innocent Iraqi civilians very much.”

In unusually explicit terms, Rumsfeld portrayed the administration's critics as suffering from "moral or intellectual confusion" about what threatens the nation's security and accused them of lacking the courage to fight back
He said, for example, that more media attention was given to U.S. soldiers' abuse of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib than to the fact that Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith received the Medal of Honor.
Even Bush was sitting there saying, "he did not just say that, did he?"