Dolphin Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two Bangladeshi fishermen raised controversy after they beat a rare dolphin to death. They claimed they did it in shock because they had never seen something like it before.

Using the same excuse, Clay Aiken then punched a vagina.

Q.How do you get your girlfriend to sound like a dolphin?
A. you bend her over doggie style, rub your dick around her asshole, until she goes
uh uh! uh uh! uh uh!

How do you make a female do an impersination of a dolphin? While your doing her from behind, you pull it out of her pussy and try to stick it into her ass and she will say
uhuh, uhuh, uhuh!