Disneyland Jokes / Recent Jokes

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on here.
223. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
224. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
225. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
226. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the more...

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."So they went home.

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on here.223. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.224. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.225. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"226. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was more...

What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours, they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left." So they turned around and went home. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see them. What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? Oh, look, Daddy.... doughnut seeds! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the 11 on the phone. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth! How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer? There is white-out all over the more...

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A blonde was going to Disneyland for the day.
she drove up to a sign saying, Disneyland, left.
So she went home.

My dumb cousin was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT."

After thinking for a minute, he said to himself, "Oh, well!" and turned around and drove home.