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Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

two blondes were on there way to disney land when they came few miles from disney land they looked to theleft and seen sign that said disney land left... wha did they do
So they turned around and went home

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home

Yo Mama is so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home!

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said' Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

While on vacation inFlorida, John Moyer was charged with misdemeanor battery afterbeing accused of touching Minnie Mouse’s chest and buttocks in the Toontownarea of theMagicKingdom. This is not the first time a Disney characterhas been accused of this type of crime - in 2004 a man who played Tigger was triedand acquitted of fondling a 13-year-old girl and Donald Duck was arrested forindecent exposure for not wearing pant - ever.

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!