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    Pagan Lightbulb Jokes (Okay, this is REALLY vague, but I'm sure some people are going to love it...)

    *How many lesbian feminist Dianic Wiccans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Just one, and it's NOT FUNNY!!!

    *How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?

    (any large number here) -- One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards...

    *How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but that bulb has really got to want to change.

    *How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?

    You can change it whenever you are empowered to do so.

    *How many years does it take a Dianic Wiccan to change a lightbulb?

    Not sure.....we'll call Z. Bhudapest and get back to you!

    *How many Dianic women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    That's W-I-M-M-I-N, more...

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