Disaster Jokes / Recent Jokes
Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived the disaster went into the local watering hole. The bar was empty except for one lonely soul at the other end of the bar.
"Hey bartender" said the Engineer, "I'll have a beer and pour another one for my friend down at the end there."
The bartender responded, "I'm sorry sir but that guy's a communist and we don't serve his kind around here."
"Well, you'd better because if it weren't for that guy, I wouldn't be here. You remember that mine that caved in, well I was in that mine and so was that guy. When the last of us were escaping, he held the roof of the mine up with his head! So get him a beer and if you don't believe me, look at the top of his head and you'll see that it's flat from holding the roof up."
The bartender skeptically served the communist his beer and then came back to talk to the Engineer: "I saw the flat more...
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke! Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so farand expect that number to climb as digging continues into theevening.
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but remember
it's just a joke!
Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater
Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in
central Poland.
Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the
evening.
Overused plot lines:
Post-cataclysmic rag-tag armies struggle to kick the Rooskies out of the good ol' US of A.
Post-cataclysmic rag-tag armies struggle to survive against gangs of bandits, mutants, cyberpunks, bikers, etc.
The rag-tag rebel army/fleet struggles valiantly to overthrow the Evil Empire.
The Good Guys travel through time to stop a historical Bad Guy, usually Hitler.
The Bad Guy travels through time to kill the Hero in his childhood, or prevent him from ever being born.
The Chronocops travel in time to catch a Bad Guy who escaped into some other era.
Scientists work feverishly to develop a cure for the Supervirus or a weapon to stop the Invincible Bad Guys.
An alien:
Is stranded on earth;
Befriends a human child or falls in love with an earth gal;
Is pursued by shadowy malevolent Pentagon officials under the pretense of national more...
One day, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Burmese were sailing on a ship in a sea. Suddenly, their boat was stopped by the guardian of the sea. And he told them if they want to continue their journey, they will have to decide which one of them must sacrifice his life by diving and drowning into the sea until his dead. Left with no choice the Captain suggested, "Ok, I will ask you some questions about the history of Titanic. Those who can answer the questions correctly will survive." The Captain asked, "When did Titanic sink in the Atlantic?". "Well, it was Sunday, 14th of April, 1912." the Chinese guy quickly answered. "Well done, now how many passengers were on board and how many lost during the disaster?". "2, 207 were on board and 1, 502 lives were lost." the Japanese guy answered after thinking for a while. "Well done," The Captain said, "now you Burmese guy tell me the names of those passengers who died during the more...