Disadvantages Jokes

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    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grump's - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogy, Slow Mover,
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
    Lazybones more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
    Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling,
    Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell.
    Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey,
    Slow Mover, Jerk
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
    Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
    Big'n'Dumb
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in more...

    Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, okay?"
    Also Known As: Mr. Nice Guy, Family Man, Honey, Darling, Snugglepup
    Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
    Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy
    Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
    Also Known As: Grumbles, Sour-Puss, Stick-in-the-Mud, Old Fogey, Jerk
    Advantages: Stays put; predictable
    Disadvantages: Pain in the butt
    Flinchy - "I-I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
    Also Known As: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
    Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
    Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle
    Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin."
    Also Known As: Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, The Hulk
    Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
    Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig
    Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
    Also Known more...

    Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh darling, you shouldn't have."
    Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys, Doormat
    Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
    Disadvantages: May wise up someday.
    Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no- talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
    Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old Lady
    Advantages: Pays attention to you.
    Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans
    Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps."
    Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
    Advantages: Predictable
    Disadvantages: Contagious
    The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look."
    Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All, Ball and Chain
    Advantages: Often right
    Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?
    Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - more...

    Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have"
    Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat
    Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
    Disadvantages: May wise up someday
    Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable??"
    Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
    Advantages: Pays attention to you
    Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans
    Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite"
    Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
    Advantages: Predictable
    Disadvantages: Contagious
    The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Don't give me that look."
    Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes Mom
    Advantages: Often right
    Disadvantages: Often right, but so more...

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