Dipstick Jokes

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    A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant.
    "Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"
    "May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"
    "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"

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