Detroit Jokes

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    AT&T charges man $27,000 for watching Chicago Bears game over the web.

    $27,000?!! That's it? He actually SAVED money. If he had come to Ford Field in Detroit, you gotta figure: $50 for a cheap seat, $10 minimum for parking, $10 for a hot-dog and chips, $10 for a delicious watered down 3-2 beer, and the $28,000 to replace your stolen car. Do the math people!!!

    DETROIT, MI - One of the most bizarre airplane hijack attempts recently occurred on a flight from New York to Detroit. The incident did not make national news, but we have uncovered it in a local paper. A man jumped out of his seat, brandished a gun and declared, "This is a hijack, take me to Detroit."
    When the stewardess informed him that the plane was already heading to Detroit, the man sat down without another word.
    He was arrested immediately after the plane landed.

    Name Please

    Hot 2 years ago

    "Your name?"
    >> "Dinesh."
    >> "How do you spell it?"
    >> "D-I-N...."
    >> "Slow, slow, T?"
    >> "No, D.
    >> "Is that T as in Tom, or D as in Dennis?"
    >> "No, not Dennis, my name is Dinesh."
    >> "I know that. I am asking you, is that a T as in Tom, or D as in. ..
    >> as in Detroit?"
    >> "I don't know who Tom is, and I haven't been to Detroit. I just came
    >> to the US from Madras."
    >> "OK, OK, I know that. Is that T-I- or D-I-? "
    >> "D. D-I-. D-I-N-E-S-H."
    >> "Is that your last name or first name?"
    >> "Uh? Dinesh is my name."
    >> "OK. What is your LAst name?"
    >> "That is my first and last name. Dinesh."
    >> "Then, is your name Dinesh Dinesh?"
    >> "No. My name is Dinesh."
    >> "But what is your LAST NAME? I am ASKING YOU ABOUT more...

    The NFL team names

    Hot 3 years ago

    NFL Team Lame Names

    When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

    AFC West:

    Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

    Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

    Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

    San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

    Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

    AFC Central:

    Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels

    Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns

    Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers

    Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers

    AFC East:

    Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils

    Buffalo Spills

    Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts

    Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins

    Miami Soft Ones

    New England Patriots - New England more...

    All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees on travel for official business. The purpose of these policies is to save money, thereby decreasing overhead.TransportationIf commercial transportation must be utilized, the lowest cost tickets will be purchased. Airline tickets will only be authorized for purchase in extreme circumstances and, the lowest fares will be used. If, for example, a meeting with a customer is scheduled in Seattle, but a lower fare can be obtained by traveling to Detroit, then travel to Detroit will be substituted for travel to Seattle. Bus transportation will be utilized whenever possible.Hitchhiking in lieu of commercial transport is strictly encouraged. Luminescent safety vests will be issued to all employees prior to their departure more...

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