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    Where Am I!!!

    Hot 5 years ago

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.
    Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER OVER SEATTLE."
    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to the Seattle airport, and landed safely.
    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position?
    The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the more...

    Where Am I!!!

    Hot 3 years ago

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER OVER SEATTLE."
    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to the Seattle airport, and landed safely.
    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position?
    The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT more...

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    A helicopter flying above Seattle encountered an electrical malfunction which disabled all of its electronic navigation and communications equipment. The pilot was unable to determine his position and course to proceed to the airport due to heavy clouds and haze.
    Seeing a tall building, he flew toward it, circled, and drew a handwritten sign which he held up to the window. His sign read, "WHERE AM I?" in very large letters.
    Those in the tall building saw his sign and quickly responded with an even larger sign of their own, which read, "YOU'RE IN A HELIOPTER." The pilot smiled and waved at them, looked at his map again, determined the course to steer and fortunately, landed safely.
    Finally on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped to determine their position.
    "I saw the sign and knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, just like their help-lines, they gave me a technically more...

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters.
    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.'
    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
    After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position.
    The pilot responded 'I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but more...

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