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    A Key to Scientific Research Literature
    What is writtenTrue meaning
    "It has long been known that..."I haven't bothered to look up the reference.
    "While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions..."The experiment didn't work out, but I figured I could at least get a publication out of it.
    "The W-PO system was chosen for detailed study..."The lab next door already had some prepared.
    "Three samples were chosen for detailed study..."The results on the others didn't make sense and were ignored.
    "Accidentally strained during mounting..."Dropped on the floor.
    "Handled with extreme care throughout the experiment..."Not dropped on the floor.
    "Typical results are shown..."The best results are shown, i.e. those that fit the dogma.
    Agreement with predicted curve:"Excellent" = fair
    "Good" = poor
    "Satisfactory" = more...

    Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For reasons that will become apparent, it is recommended for those pilots whose airplanes have large, easily cleaned cabins. Known as the "Cat and Duck Method" of instrument flight, it has received much publicity and is considered to have a great deal of merit by those who have not tried it. No reports have been received from those who did try it, and none are expected. Pilots are invited to assess its merits objectively. Basic rules for the C&D Method of instrument flight are fairly well known and are extremely simple. Here's how it's done: 1. Place a live cat on the cockpit floor; because a cat always remains upright. It can be used in lieu of a needle and ball. Merely watch to see which way the cat leans to determine if a wing is low and if so, which one. 2. The duck is used for instrument approach and landing. Because of the fact that any sensible duck will refuse to fly under more...

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