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    A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class.
    He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:
    He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the
    bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl
    alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if
    anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.
    A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:
    "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

    1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain.
    2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
    3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
    4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
    5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'
    6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
    7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsellable.
    8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
    9....but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.
    10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.'
    11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
    12. Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange more...

    1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
    2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
    3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
    4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
    5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'
    6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
    7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
    8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
    9....but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.
    10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.'
    11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
    12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a more...

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    6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
    7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
    7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
    7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
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    8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
    9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
    9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
    9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
    9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
    10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
    10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: more...

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