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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious.
"I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand. But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Koran by memory."
"One day while fishing," started the Christian," I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a more...

There is a little boy, named jonny deeper. and he is in second grade(7 yrs old). when school lets out he said mrs.lovell, take off your skirt pantyhose and shoes. No she said. ill tell the principal on you said jonny. so she did. Then, he says Mrs.lovell.take off your bra, shirt, and underpants. no she said. ill tell the principal on you. so she did . Mrs.lovell jonny said.take apsolutly everything off of your desk. No she said again. ill tell the principal on you said jonny. so she did. mrs.lovell lay on your back with your legs as wide open as you can get them on your desk. NOOOOO said the teacher. ill tell the principal on you. so she did . then jonny got naked, and jump, ped on top of the teacher. and then started to have sex with her and the principal walks in and he says JONNY DEEPER! so he got deeper. and then his mom walks in and says JONNY DEEPER! so he got even deeper.And his father walks in and shouts JONNY DEEPER! and so little jonny got even deeper. and his sister walks more...

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim. Suddenly a fierce sandstorm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as I lay next to my camel while we being buried deeper and deeper under the sand. But I did not lose my faith in the Almighty Allah, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for a hundred metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout Muslim and am now learning to recite the Koran by memory.""One day while fishing," started the Christian," I was in my little dinghy in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly a fierce storm appeared from nowhere. I truly thought my end had come as my little dinghy was tossed up and down in the rough ocean. But I did not lose my faith in Jesus Christ, I prayed and prayed and suddenly, for 300 metres all around me, the storm had stopped. Since that day I am a devout more...