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    A few years ago Charlie brown and the peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated special entitled, "why me, Charlie Brown?"
    Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which feature the gang dealing contemporary problems.
    Now that Charlie Brown is dealing with important issues how about Peanuts specials for kids of the 90:
    We learn about VD in:
    "IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
    Chuck & the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted pregnancy in:
    "ITS BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
    Is Linus gay?
    "ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
    See how the Peanuts Gang deals with date rape in:
    "NO MEANS NO CHARLIE BROWN!"
    Discover a father's forbidden love in:
    "ITS OUR LITTLE SECRET CHARLIE BROWN"
    Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
    "IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
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    Tiger Woods could be in danger of losing his lucrative endorsement deals with Nike and Cadillac. On the positive side, he may land a new deal with Lavalife.

    If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

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