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    Hot 20 years ago

    Dan: My little brother is a real pain.
    Nan: Things could be worse.
    Dan: How?
    Nan: He could be twins!

    Done Dana Dan

    Hot 4 years ago

    Teacher: Is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

    Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

    Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest. Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won! He was the only one of the three who knew that' harass' was one word.

    The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

    Dan said, "Give me the good news."

    "They're going to name a disease after you."

    BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then reattaches it. Unfortunately, the area is permanently disabled. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB,and then slowly expands back to 200 MB. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for the AT&T Virus. PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack --- once if by LAN, twice if by C:>. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a consultant about possible alternatives. ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits. MARIO CUOMO more...

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