Dalmatian Jokes

Why can't a dalmatian puppy hide from his mom?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? That hit the spots!

Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.The children fell to discussing the dog's duties."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster."No," said another, "he's just for good luck."A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

A kindergarten teacher was driving a group of children home one day, when a fire truck zoomed past them. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian.
The children started to talk about the dog's duties.
One little boy said, "The firemen use him to keep the crowds back."
"No," a little girl said, "he's just for good luck."
Finally, a third child brought the argument to a close...
"The firemen use the dog to find the fire hydrant," she said firmly.