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    Three Black Men

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    At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

    The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

    He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.' In fact,' he pointed out,' some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

    After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said,' Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

    'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked more...

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurance in Israel, to say the least. After examining it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about both the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
    "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.
    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
    "Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said - put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.
    "I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
    To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
    A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"
    "Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said -
    put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

    An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum."I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?""Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said -put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

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