Crusties Jokes

Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Q: How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to sit around looking bored.

Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to say "Excelleeeeeent! "

Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.

Q: How many crusties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. Crusty #1 yanks the old bulb out and crusty #2 is just about to put the new one in when crusties #3 and #4 stagger in and start arguing that it's their turn. In the ensuing squabble the bulb gets dropped on the floor and smashes. Then crusty #5 points out what a good laugh this is and so chief crusty (#6) more...