Croak Jokes

What happens if you eat a hot frog? You'll croak in no time!

What do you call a 100 year old frog? An old croak!

Boy: Granddad, do you know how to croak?
Granddad: No, I don't think so, why?
Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do!

hat do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!