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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three-one to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into more...
The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Knock Knock Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!
Mohan And Sohan Were Cricket Fans. They Both Decided That Whoever Goes To Heaven First, Will Tell The Other If There Was Cricket In Heaven Too. One Night Mohan Passed Away. The Next Night, Sohan Heard A Voice-
Sohan: Is That You Mohan?
Mohan(In Spirit): Yes It's Me.
Sohan: So Tell Me, Is There Cricket In Heaven Too?
Mohan: I Have A Good News And A Bad News.
Sohan: Tell Me The Good News First.
Mohan: The Good News Is That,
Yes, There Is Cricket In Heaven Too.
Sohan: And The Bad One.
Mohan: The Bad News Is That You Are The Opening Bowler Of The Match Tomorrow Night.
Q: How many [cricket] Test Match Special commentators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, one to eat the lovely chocolate cake sent in by the Bournemouth Womens Institute, one to say "Now when was the last time we had to change a light bulb on-air - wasn't it 1989 at Lords ?" and one to comment on the lovely red bus going down the Oxford Road.
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together? Chimney Cricket!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!