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    Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
    Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with the eyese glistening she slipped her arms around her husband.
    "A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.
    "It's amazing!" he replied. "I Just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50!"

    1. I be God. Don' be dissin me.
    2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
    3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.
    4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
    5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither.
    6. Don' ice ya bros.
    7. Stick to ya own woman.
    8. Don' be liftin no goods.
    9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
    10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

    1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither. 6. Don' ice ya bros. 7. Stick to ya own woman. 8. Don' be liftin no goods. 9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies. 10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

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