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    Confucius Says

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    Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

    1. I be God. Don' be dissin me.
    2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
    3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.
    4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
    5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither.
    6. Don' ice ya bros.
    7. Stick to ya own woman.
    8. Don' be liftin no goods.
    9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
    10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

    1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither. 6. Don' ice ya bros. 7. Stick to ya own woman. 8. Don' be liftin no goods. 9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies. 10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

    A man and a woman have a child, and they need a crib, so they go to a crib factory store. This family is really poor, and they can only find cribs for $300. Then they find a crib for $20. They go up to the cashier and ask why. The cashier says its because it is cursed. The man and woman ask how it is cursed. The cashier replies, "After the 1st week of owning the crib, the mother of the child will die. After the 2nd week of owning the crib the child will die. And after the 3rd week the father of the child will die.(remember that last sentance)
    The man and woman decide they don't believe the cashier, so they buy the crib anyway. A week goes by, and the woman dies. The man weeps. Another week goes by, and the child dies. The man weeps even more. Another week goes by, and the man trips over the dead mailman in front of his house.

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