You might be a crackhead if:
1. You weigh 100 pounds or less than you did months prior
2. When ever you get paid go drive to a bad neighborhood and ask for a man named craig
3. You itch and shake un controlably
4. If asked what happened to some thing that was important and your reply is “I SMOKED IT”
5. If your lips look like you have eatin several powdered donuts
6. If you saty up at all hours of the night and look out the window suspiciously every 2 seconds.