Cow Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! What would happen if bulls could fly? You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up! What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud? A sheep that's under the weather! Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being amoosed! What goes' peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons! What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig? A groundhog! How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance! What do you call a joke book for chickens? A yolk book!

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?A: Moo-dy

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockholm!

Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!