Counterman Jokes

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    Blonde gets coffee

    Hot 6 years ago

    A blonde was recently hired at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.
    Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby coffee shop.
    She held up the thermos so that the
    counterman could view it, and she asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
    The counterman looked at the thermos and replied, "Yes. It looks like about six cups to me."
    "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf."

    A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill.The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've everseen!"The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in themorning when he makes the doughnuts!"

    Six Cups of Coffee

    Hot 4 years ago

    Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee.He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos."Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.""Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

    Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general' go-fer' at a furniture warehouse.
    His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
    "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
    The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
    "Good," Porky said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

    Porky was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general' go-fer' at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos.
    "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said.
    The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
    "Good," Porky said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

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