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    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer." So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer." So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny." So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of more...

    Sheep Shagging
    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
    "So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
    "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.
    "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
    "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
    "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.
    "So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
    "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and more...

    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.' 'So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

    ''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''

    ''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.' 'So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

    ''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''

    ''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher.' 'That's how they do it in Cornwall too.'' And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.' 'So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''

    ''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep more...

    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.""That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer."So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?""Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny."So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?""Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the more...

    A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.
    "So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
    "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer.
    "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
    "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall."
    "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny.
    "So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?"
    "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie more...

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