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    What's For Lunch?

    Hot 2 years ago

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work at the top of a high-rise building.
    It was lunch time, and when the Irishman opened his lunch pail he groaned, "Corned beef and cabbage again! If I get corned beef and cabbage for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
    The Mexican opened his lunch pail and exclaimed, "Tacos again! If I get tacos for lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building too!"
    Then the redneck opened his lunch pail and grumbled, "Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich for lunch I'm going to jump too!"
    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch pail, found he had corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
    Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, saw he had tacos and jumped to his death too.
    Finally, the redneck opened his lunch pail, found a bologna sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
    At their funeral the following day, the Irishman's more...

    The Blond Guy

    Hot 3 years ago

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building"
    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
    The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
    The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
    The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
    At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
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    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! IfI get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jumpoff this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I getburritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bolognasandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef andcabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw aburrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaand jumped to his death as well.At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd knownhow really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would havegiven it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I more...

    An Irishman, a Mexican-American, and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch, and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
    The Mexican-American opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
    The blond guy opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
    Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death. The Mexican-American opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and he jumps too. The blonde guy opens his lunch, sees the bologna, and jumps to his death also.
    At the funeral the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to more...

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were eating lunch on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    The Irishman looked at his lunch and said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"
    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I`m going to jump off, too."
    The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm going over the edge with them."
    Next day, the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps, too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and also jumps to his death.
    At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
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