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    The Founding Fathers

    Hot 1 year ago

    The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table sometime in 1776, working on the constitution. It had been a long day.Father1: Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?Father2: Shall I open the window?Father1: No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.Father2: Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution?Father1: What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work?Father2: Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about "Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?"

    The Shotgun Constitution

    Hot 3 weeks ago

    Terminology:
    Shotgun - The rightmost front passenger seat in a vehicle, a prime choice for any passenger, since it is the most comfortable seat, and also because of the psychological advantage of not being forced to subserviently look at the back of another person's head during a trip.
    Enthronement - The physical presence of a person in the Shotgun position.
    By Laws:
    Vehicle Ownership
    The owner of a vehicle, if he/she isn't driving, always gets Shotgun in that vehicle. It is their car, it is their seat and they get it. This is a real bonus for an owner who is falling down drunk. They can rest assured Shotgun is rightfully theirs. They won't have to worry about concentrating through an alcohol-induced haze simply to remember to call Shotgun in their own hard-earned car. Once proper Shotgun "enthronement" rights have been established, they may also be surrendered. If the owner of the vehicle is eligible for Shotgun, but wants to sleep it off in the back more...

    This is a compilation of actual student GCSE answers.
    1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
    hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by
    Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants
    have to live elsewhere.
    2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first
    book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an
    apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my
    brother's son?"
    3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made
    unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients.
    Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He
    died before he ever reached Canada.
    4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
    5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them
    we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a
    female moth.
    6. more...

    Chandrika: I considered you as a freedom fighter, the moment I read,
    “HARD HARD ONE IS THE BIG BIG GOOD ONE(to be
    circulated)” Written by you to the infolanka joke page.

    Chandrika: Please show me how to bring a political change in Sri Lanka.
    ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, its this New Constitution.
    Chandrika: Will People Support Me.
    ULTRA MICROS: Its Foolishness if they don’t do so.
    ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, good luck to you.

    ULTRA MICRO CONSTITUTION OF THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SRI LANKA.
    Section 1
    Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka is an unitary
    State Which Is Comprised of 24 Key Administrative District
    Councils and There Sub Councils.
    Section 2
    All Laws relating to Citizenship, Matrimony, Inheritance and
    Succession shall be governed by The General Law.
    Section 3
    English, Sinhala and Tamil shall be Official Languages.
    Section 4
    There shall be The more...

    ULTRA MICRO CONSTITUTION OF THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SRI LANKA

    Section 1
    Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka is an unitary
    State Which Is Comprised of 24 Key Administrative District
    Councils and their Sub Councils.
    Section 2
    All Laws relating to Citizenship, Matrimony, Inheritance and
    Succession shall be governed by The General Law.
    Section 3
    English, Sinhala and Tamil shall be Official Languages.
    Section 4
    There shall be The Freedom of Speech, Expression and
    Publication and The Freedom of Worship.
    Section 5
    All Levels of Health, Education and Industry are open to
    Private Sector Investors.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Regards,
    ULTRA MICROS

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