Connected Jokes

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    Nov 28, 2005
    Moved in to my new Hermosa Beach house at last. Finally, we live in the
    smartest house in the neighborhood. Everything's networked. The
    cable TV is connected to our phone, which is connected to my
    personal computer, which is connected to the power lines, all the
    appliances and the security system. Everything runs
    off a univeral remote with the friendliest interface I've ever
    used. Programming is a snap. I'm like, totally wired.
    Nov 30
    Hot Stuff! Programmed my VCR from the office, turned up the
    thermostat and switched on the lights with the car phone, remotely
    tweaked the oven a few degress for my pizza. Everthing nice & cozy
    when I arrived. Maybe I should get the universal remote surgically attached.
    Dec 3
    Yesterday, the kitchen CRASHED. Freak event. As I opened the
    refrigerator door, the light bulb blew. Immediately, everything
    else electrical shut down - lights, microwave, coffee maker -
    everything. more...

    July 18
    I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong.
    July 19
    Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am?
    July 20
    I bought the modem, I couldn't figure out where it goes though, it wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused.
    July 21
    I finally got the modem in and hooked up. A three year old next door did it for me.
    July 22
    The three year old kid next door hooked me up to America online for me. He's so smart.
    July 23
    What the heck is the internet? I thought I was on America Online, not this internet thingy. I'm confused.
    July 24
    The three year old kid next door showed me how to use this America Online stuff. He must be a genius at least compared to me.
    July 25
    I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer more...

    July 18
    I just tried to connect to America online, which I`ve heard is the best online service I can get. I can`t connect, I don`t know what is wrong.
    July 19
    Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don`t see why. He`s just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am?
    July 20
    I bought the modem, I couldn`t figure out where it goes though, it wouldn`t fit in the monitor or the printer. I`m confused.
    July 21
    I finally got the modem in and hooked up. A three year old next door did it for me.
    July 22
    The three year old kid next door hooked me up to America online for me. He`s so smart.
    July 23
    What the heck is the internet? I thought I was on America Online, not this internet thingy. I`m confused.
    July 24
    The three year old kid next door showed me how to use this America Online stuff. He must be a genius at least compared to me.
    July 25
    I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk more...

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