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    Windows Problem
    I'm wondering if anybody can help me with a problem I'm having on my
    computer at work. I recently upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 3.1416,
    and I've noticed that when I running WordWanker Version 2.0.9.4 (which I
    upgraded from 1.8.4.7) in conjunction with FaxBuddy! Version
    4.2.4.3.7857, everything works fine for about the first 25 minutes, but
    then if I try to type a subordinating conjunction followed by any form of
    the verb foment, the keyboard locks up permanently and the hard drive
    makes a whimpering sound and all current data is erased, including data
    in computers several cubicles away. I have tried everything, including
    reformatting my hard drive and exorcism. Please help!
    Reply To: Windows Problem
    I had exactly the same problem, and after a lot of trial and error I
    found out that if you click on the Windows Control Panel, then on Command
    Center, then on Reset Variables, then on Establish New Parameters, more...

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the 2001 Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure. ESCAPEE. Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE). Definition: more...

    2004 SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR TAKING A DUMP AT WORK

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it.
    We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work, here is the 2004 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

    ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an ESCAPEE, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an
    ESCAPEE; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel more...

    Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
    ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car & speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
    JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee): When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun's pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
    COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet more...

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