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    There were these three American Indians sitting around this campfire one night, discussing where their parents got their names from.
    The first Indian said, "My parents decided to call me Jumping Deer because when they were conceiving me, a deer went jumping over them."
    The second Indian said, "My parents named me Running Waterfall because when I was conceived, they were next to a waterfall."
    The third Indian said, "This is really strange. My parents also named me after something that happened when I was conceived. They named me Broken Condom..."

    A boy asked his mother, "Why is my big sister named MoonChild?"
    The mother said, "Because she was conceived when the first man landed on the moon."
    The son continued, "Why is my other sister named CornFlower?"
    The mother said, "Because she was conceived in a corn field."
    "Why is big brother named ThunderingStorm?" he asked.
    She replied, "Because he was made during a storm."
    The mother asked, "Why are you so curios, TornRubber?"

    A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
    "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
    "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
    Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
    "Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
    He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
    "We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
    The mother paused and said to her son...
    "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

    A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.The mother paused and said to her son..."Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious"

    A young Native American boy went to his mother with a puzzled look on his face.
    "Mom, why is my big brother named Mighty Storm?" he asked.
    "Because when he was conceived, there was a mighty storm," the mother explained.
    "Why is my sister called Moon Child?" he asked.
    "That's because your father and I were watching the moon landing when she was conceived," replied the mother.
    "Then why is my other sister called Cornflower?" asked the young boy.
    "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when she was conceived," she replied.
    The mother paused for a moment, then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you asking so many questions today?"

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