Cinderella Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

    The Greatest Liar

    Hot 1 year ago

    Cinderella, Superman and Pinocchio die and go to heaven. On their way they talk:
    Cinderella: "I want to be remembered as the most beautiful girl in the world"
    Superman: "I want to be remembered as the strongest person in the world"
    Pinocchio: "I want to be remembered as the greatest liar in the world"
    It's Cinderella's turn. She goes into the room and comes out smiling, saying "It's done. I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!"
    Then goes Superman. He goes into the room and comes out happy, saying "It's done. I'm the strongest person in the world!"
    Last comes out Pinocchio, angrily he says: "Damn! who's this Clinton guy?!?!"

    Cinderella Got Kiked off the Soccer Team Because
    She Kept Running away from The Ball

    Cinderella

    Hot 6 years ago

    we all know how cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother
    wouldnt let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives cinderella
    some good news: the fairy godmother tells cinderella that she will provide for her
    everything she needs to go to the ball but only on 2 conditions. cinderella
    asks what she needs to do and fairy godmother replies, "first yo must wear a
    diaphragm" cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "you must be crazy!
    im on the pill and i dont need to wear a diaphragm" the fairy godmother
    reminds cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball
    that night and cinderella agrees to wear a diphragm. "well what's the second condition?"
    the fairy godmother replies "you must be back home at 2AM" well cinderella
    explains that if she is gonna party with the princes she wants to be out all
    night long. the fairy godmother tells cinderella more...

    Aging woman

    Hot 5 years ago

    Age 8:
    Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty etc.
    Age 15:
    Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty / Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees Fat / Pimples / UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!")
    Age 20:
    Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short/ too tall, too straight / too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
    Age 30:
    Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.
    Age 40:
    Looks at herself and sees "too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean," and goes anyway.
    Age 50:
    Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.
    Age 60:
    Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror more...

  • Recent Activity