Chuckle Jokes

Our dog jokes are a chuckle and will leave you in stitches! What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking when you let it in! We got a lot more funny jokes about dogs, so check these out.

Why are dogs such bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix "dog. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by' dog'."
"I can," shouted a little redhead from the back row, "Collieflower!"
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.' 'Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied,' 'Nope.'' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist more...

CHUCKLE ONE ~
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate
with orders to let no car enter unless it displayed
a special sticker.
A long, black car drove up carrying a general.
"Halt, who goes there?" Challenged the sentry.
The chauffeur, a corporal, replied, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry," the sentry said. "I can't let you through
without a special sticker on your vehicle."
The general ordered the corporal to drive on.
"Halt!" The sentry shouted. "You really cannot
drive through without a sticker. I have orders
to shoot, if you persist in trying to drive. "
"I'm telling you, corporal," the general repeated.
"DRIVE ON!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window, and
leaned forward to address the general.
Sir! I'm new at this." He said. "Do I shoot you
or the driver?"

~ CHUCKLE TWO more...