Chuck Norris Jokes / Recent Jokes
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse
Chuck Norris is the only person that can survive russian roulette with a fully loaded gun
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.