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    Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
    A: A Chinese prostitute.
    Q: What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
    A: A maid that sucks your shirts.
    Q: What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman?
    A: A car thief who can't drive.
    Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
    A: A Chunk.

    First boy: A little bird told me what kind of lawyer your father is.

    Second boy: What did he say?

    First boy: Cheep! Cheep!

    Second boy: Oh yeah. Well, a duck just told me what kind of doctor your father is.

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