Charmin Jokes

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    An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

    "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"

    "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.

    "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"

    "Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."

    The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

    "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."

    "Why?" asks the confused clerk.

    "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

    An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?" "$1. 00 a roll," the clerk replies. "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?" "Charmin is $2. 00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll." The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne." "Why?" asks the confused clerk. "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

    An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

    "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"

    "$1. 00 a roll," the clerk replies.

    "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"

    "Charmin is $2. 00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."

    The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

    "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."

    "Why?" asks the confused clerk.

    "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

    An Indian enters a trading post and asks the clerk for some toilet paper. The clerk asks him which one he would like, Charmin, White Cloud or no name.
    "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," the Indian says. "How much for that one?"
    "$1.25 for a roll," replies the clerk.
    "That seems quite expensive," the Indian responds. "How much are the other two?"
    "Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 75 cents a roll," the clerk says.
    Since he doesn't have very much money, the Indian opts for the no name paper. Within a few hours he returns to the trading post.
    "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
    Confused, the clerk asks, "Why?"
    "Because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off an Indian!"

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